This is why I avoid daytime TV....

Did anyone else see the Dr. Phil show with the two moms battling it out over pageant wear? No? Ok, let me sum up the horror...
Mom #1 dressed her 3 year old(yes, I said 3 year old) as Julia Roberts from pretty woman...thigh high boots, mini skirt, wig, the works!
Mom #2 was shocked and disgusted by this, so she did what any good mom would do...she put her 5 year old pageant queen on TV saying "at least my mom doesn't dress me as a hooker"...
Classy!
Amid all the backlash, Mom #1, did what any normal person under media glare would do, she then dressed the 3 year old as Madonna ala material girl,( love her, but for a 3 year old?)---carried in by boys, kissed 'em,pushed 'em down the whole nine--and for Halloween dressed her as a biker vixen.
Well yeah, of course, who wouldn't?!?!
Mom #2, not to be outdone in the wtf are you kidding me department, goes on to not only rip mom#1 a new one on public tv, and this chick is rough--we're talking snooki from jersey shore as a stay at home mom--she says her public platform is anti-bullying. WTF seriously?!?! You're anti-bullying while you bully someone on tv are you kidding me?!?!
And of course, mom #2 is now suing "another media outlet"(her 2nd favorite words besides hooker) for showing HER daughter dressed head to toe in leopard and singing "im sexy& i know it" saying she was over sexualized and exposed to pedophiles. Didn't you already do that mom?!?!
I could literally feel my brain boiling with irritation and outrage!Next time, there's a lull in my day, I'm sticking to my book about espionage, murder and betrayal, it's much less cut throat and way more soothing!
That's my daily rant
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Someone call the Waa-ambulance

BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get Over It. Any complaints can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Fussin'. If you like this message....great. If you don't...suck it up cupcake, Life doesn't revolve around YOU (LOL)!
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a great quote!

Saw this on facebook...just love it!
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"A real woman always keeps her house clean and organized,the laundry basket is always empty.She's always well dressed, hair done. She never swears, behaves gracefully in all situations and all circumstances.She has more than enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips and a kind word for everyone. Post this as your status if you have just realized that you might be a man."

Busy Contest

Is there some kind of memo that went out to the women of the world that we need to outdo each other on our already outrageous schedules? How many times have you been somewhere with a group of ladies and someone (maybe you, yeah you know who you are)starts spouting off about what they've done that day or what they still have to do and the next thing you know beyond in it like some psycho schedule poker game. "Oh really Jane? Well I'll raise you that step class for a 3 mile jog and a batch of cupcakes."
"Don't go there Marie! I already had a pap smear, baked a lasagna and breast fed my maltipoo this morning."
I call these ladies "Listy Lisas." They are never happy unless they can outdo you in all areas of career, motherhood and wifedom.
Don't get me wrong girls, I'm a can-do girl and I admire others who are the same. It's not what's said, it's the self satisfied tone that it's listed in. It's not simply stated as a matter of fact, "Hi Jill, here's what I've going on...", it's an "In your face, Peggy Sue!" kind of thing. For goodness sakes ladies we're not marines, we don't have to get it all done before 8am! Let's mellow out on ourselves ( and eachother) and add going to the beach ,painting our toes, reading a book or *gasp!*the occasional nap to the list once in a while. You wont die, and trust me you make all the "listy lisas" secretly jealous ;)
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Yo AARP!

Can you please stop sending me ads for Senior services? I am not a senior because I have now jumped a bracket and am in the 40-45 versus the 35-39. I am not officially a senior until I begin buying fixodent by the case and wearing depends....and even then I'm bedazzling mine. I say if you've got to do it, do it in style!
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Why some people shouldn't have cameras....

Here are some awesome pics sent to me by my #1 Spin Ninja!
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Random Thoughts, Quotes & Rants

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can
get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%
of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize
it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!--Andy Rooney

The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead. -- Unknown

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. -- Dick Van Dyke

Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband. -- John Parrott

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits -- Albert Einstein

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. -- Bob Hope

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson


Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.--- A. Whitney Brown

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

And my personal favorite....
Eagles may soar,but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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https://www.cuchini.com/

That's my Daily Rant...
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