Random Thoughts, Quotes & Rants

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can
get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%
of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize
it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!--Andy Rooney

The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead. -- Unknown

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. -- Dick Van Dyke

Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband. -- John Parrott

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits -- Albert Einstein

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. -- Bob Hope

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson


Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.--- A. Whitney Brown

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

And my personal favorite....
Eagles may soar,but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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That's my Daily Rant...
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