BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get Over It. Any complaints can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaa. This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Fussin'. If you like this message....great. If you don't...suck it up cupcake, Life doesn't revolve around YOU (LOL)!
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Friday, July 29, 2011
Sunday, July 17, 2011
a great quote!
Saw this on facebook...just love it!
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"A real woman always keeps her house clean and organized,the laundry basket is always empty.She's always well dressed, hair done. She never swears, behaves gracefully in all situations and all circumstances.She has more than enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips and a kind word for everyone. Post this as your status if you have just realized that you might be a man."
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"A real woman always keeps her house clean and organized,the laundry basket is always empty.She's always well dressed, hair done. She never swears, behaves gracefully in all situations and all circumstances.She has more than enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips and a kind word for everyone. Post this as your status if you have just realized that you might be a man."
Friday, July 15, 2011
Busy Contest
Is there some kind of memo that went out to the women of the world that we need to outdo each other on our already outrageous schedules? How many times have you been somewhere with a group of ladies and someone (maybe you, yeah you know who you are)starts spouting off about what they've done that day or what they still have to do and the next thing you know beyond in it like some psycho schedule poker game. "Oh really Jane? Well I'll raise you that step class for a 3 mile jog and a batch of cupcakes."
"Don't go there Marie! I already had a pap smear, baked a lasagna and breast fed my maltipoo this morning."
I call these ladies "Listy Lisas." They are never happy unless they can outdo you in all areas of career, motherhood and wifedom.
Don't get me wrong girls, I'm a can-do girl and I admire others who are the same. It's not what's said, it's the self satisfied tone that it's listed in. It's not simply stated as a matter of fact, "Hi Jill, here's what I've going on...", it's an "In your face, Peggy Sue!" kind of thing. For goodness sakes ladies we're not marines, we don't have to get it all done before 8am! Let's mellow out on ourselves ( and eachother) and add going to the beach ,painting our toes, reading a book or *gasp!*the occasional nap to the list once in a while. You wont die, and trust me you make all the "listy lisas" secretly jealous ;)
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"Don't go there Marie! I already had a pap smear, baked a lasagna and breast fed my maltipoo this morning."
I call these ladies "Listy Lisas." They are never happy unless they can outdo you in all areas of career, motherhood and wifedom.
Don't get me wrong girls, I'm a can-do girl and I admire others who are the same. It's not what's said, it's the self satisfied tone that it's listed in. It's not simply stated as a matter of fact, "Hi Jill, here's what I've going on...", it's an "In your face, Peggy Sue!" kind of thing. For goodness sakes ladies we're not marines, we don't have to get it all done before 8am! Let's mellow out on ourselves ( and eachother) and add going to the beach ,painting our toes, reading a book or *gasp!*the occasional nap to the list once in a while. You wont die, and trust me you make all the "listy lisas" secretly jealous ;)
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Thursday, July 14, 2011
Yo AARP!
Can you please stop sending me ads for Senior services? I am not a senior because I have now jumped a bracket and am in the 40-45 versus the 35-39. I am not officially a senior until I begin buying fixodent by the case and wearing depends....and even then I'm bedazzling mine. I say if you've got to do it, do it in style!
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